When you step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash first?
a) chest
b) face
c) armpits
d) hair
e) privates
f) shoulders
g) other

The following describes your character:

a) Chest
You are a practical person, straightforward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. A good sex partner and willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who chose d) hair.
b) Face
Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to understand you but you are not concerned about what they think. You are very self-centered. As a sex partner, you tend to be too selfish. Your best partners in life will be those who chose e) privates and g) other.
c) Armpits
You are a dependable and hard-working person. Generally very popular, down to earth, and willing to help others. You tend to get yourself into trouble, as you cannot tell whether people are genuine towards you. Poor sex partner -- the working type with average talent. Your best partner in life will be someone who chooses f) shoulders.
d) Hair
Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby but you can achieve what most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking, but you will work tirelessly towards goals that are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are important -- but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. Most willing to explore and please your partner sexually. Talent is your main strength. Your best partners in life will be those who chose a) chest and e) privates.
e) Privates
Shy type. You lack self-confidence and tend to be bullied by others. You do not have lots of friends as others find you boring and unattractive. Perseverance is not your strength and you tend to give up easily at the first opportunity. However, you make an above-average sex partner. You are able to show your true emotions to very few people. Hence, in sex you find your inner strengths. Your best partner in life will be those who chose b) face and d) hair.
f) Shoulder
A born loser. You fail in everything you do. People dislike you and you tend to spend your time alone. People who wash their shoulders first are heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a living hell. Money and power are important, but your luck will always fail you. You make a lousy sex partner. You will find it difficult to find a partner in life. Those who chose c) armpits are your only chance.
g) Other
You are a very average person. Undoubtedly, you have your inner strengths but people find them hard to see. You must learn to be a little bit more adventurous and sell your potential. Deep down, you are a very likeable person with very few faults. However, the key will be to make your strengths stand out and not just hide your weaknesses. You are an average sex partner. You have great fantasies about different techniques but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out. Your best partner in life will be those who chose b) face.